Ever since Kylie Jenner turned 18-years-old earlier this month she has been constantly parading her barely legal ass around in swimsuits and bikinis. As you can see, that trend continues in the photos below of Kylie showing off her flabby booty in a thong swimsuit.
All those chicken grease and watermelon juice injections Kylie gets in her backside may be good for increasing its size and attracting AIDS-ridden dirt skins like her rapper boyfriend Tyga, but it does not make Kylie’s butt look even remotely appealing to anyone with taste.
Yes the proper way to judge a woman’s posterior according to the holy Qur’an is to use two criteria… Does the ass look strong enough to pull the plow? And does the ass look sturdy enough to withstand the powerful thrusts of a Muslim’s mighty manhood? In Kylie Jenner’s case the answer to both of these questions is clearly a resounding NO. If instead of laying around all day whoring her body and mudsharking, Kylie hit the gym and did some squats (or better yet practiced digging wells) perhaps she would develop hindquarters worth looking at and not incur our righteous Muslim wrath with saggy ass photos like these.