Mädchen Amick Nude Scene From “Dream Lover”

For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at “Twin Peaks” and “Riverdale” star Mädchen Amick’s nude scene from the 1993 film “Dream Lover” in the video above.

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Of course after seeing Mädchen naked one has to wonder how she was ever cast on a show like “Twin Peaks” when she is clearly better suited for a series titled “Sand Dunes” or “Mole Hills”.

However, the most puzzling thing about Mädchen is the two little dots above the “a” in her name. I don’t know what the hell those things mean, but I do know that as a pious Muslim they anger me greatly and thus they must be offensive to Allah. Clearly the only dots that Mädchen needs are from the laser scopes on our modded out gold-plated AK-47s.