As readers of this site already know, Miley Cyrus is the one beacon of hope in immoral Hollywood. Her shining example of Muslim piety has helped saved countless lives from the righteous justice of Sharia law.
Miley Cyrus has a passion for Islam that rivals even my own. Often on her way to the Mosque in her sleek stylish burkas, Miley’s pious Muslim nipples will grow hard and stick out in anticipation of the hours of hard prayer she is about to partake in.
Let us take a moment and reflect upon and marvel at Miley Cyrus’ devotion to Islam by viewing these pictures of her nipples. Allahu Akbar!