Soulja Boy Nearly Killed By Drug Mix-Up


Rapper Soulja Boy was nearly killed today when a drug mix-up triggered an allergic reaction which sent him into violent convulsions.

As you can see in the video above, Soulja Boy takes what he thinks is a big spoonful of crack, but it turns out to be an experimental “job powder” scientists have invented to help combat the recession by giving the disillusioned unemployed a kick start to seek employment.

Of course as an African American Soulja Boy is extremely allergic to anything related to jobs. Thankfully Soulja Boy survived his allergy to the job powder, but one shutters to think what may of happened to him if the powder was for pursuing a college education or for providing child support.