What Celebrity Pussy Smells Like

It has been over 3 years since Celeb Jihad scientists determined what celebrity pussy tastes like.

Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.

With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.

celeb-jihadLady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.
celeb-jihadJustin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.
celeb-jihadRihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.
celeb-jihadCher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.
celeb-jihadKaty Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.
celeb-jihadLindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.
celeb-jihadNicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.
celeb-jihadBritney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.
celeb-jihadShakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.
celeb-jihadKim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.
celeb-jihadMadonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.
celeb-jihadJennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.
celeb-jihadMiley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.
celeb-jihadBeyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
celeb-jihadSelena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.
celeb-jihadTaylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.
celeb-jihadParis Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.
celeb-jihadOprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.
celeb-jihadMegan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.
celeb-jihadSarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.
celeb-jihadKate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.
celeb-jihadAngelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
celeb-jihadJennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.
celeb-jihadKristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
celeb-jihadJessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).
celeb-jihadEmma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.
celeb-jihadKe$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.